14 definitions by vegasrew

This is what a tramp stamp will be called in another 3 decades when all the girls with butteryfly and tribal tramp stamps are grandmothers.
Yeah, she thinks her tribal tramp stamp is cool now, but one day she'll have to explain her gramp stamp to her grandchildren.
by vegasrew April 9, 2007
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Rhum drink I created while working at the Fontainebleau in South Beach, Miami. To make one at home...
1 1/2 white tequila, 1/2 creme de cassis, 2 lime wedges, 12 fresh mint leaves, 3-6 oz 7-Up soda, 1 tbsp brown sugar.
Muddle sugar, mint and squeezed lime wedges in mixing tin until mixture smells like spearmint gum. Fill with ice, add tequila and cassis, shake until the tin is icey to the touch. Pour into a collins glass, top with 7-up and garnish with a sugarcane stick and fresh mint.
"Man, there are no manly cocktails out there."
"Sure there are. My Spiritual Advisor makes an awesome Mojito Diablo."
by vegasrew April 18, 2007
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People that are inbred are said to have a Family Wreath, as there are no branches, only a circle of family.
Bubba went to the library to get a copy of his Family Wreath for his Dad/Uncle/Brother Travis.
by vegasrew April 9, 2007
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"Tell that bubble dancer to finish the plates before service."
by vegasrew April 10, 2007
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Taco Bell is a fine purveyor of authentic, Mexican food. By understanding the menu you can speak to any person in Mexico. For example, "Yo queiro gorditas" will not only land you great eats but also the company of short, chubby girls that smell of fried ice cream.
"Man, I cannot believe the Mexican food in Mexico is so bad, I wish there was a Taco Bell to keep it real."
"I would like a Meximelt, STUFT gordita and a change of underwear, please."
by vegasrew April 10, 2007
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I need that guy for my upcoming show in Paris.

Talk to his Zoolandlord.
by vegasrew April 16, 2007
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Red dot on an Indian womans forehead that lights up to indicate the Icee/Slurpie/Coffee in her convenience store is ready.
Look, the bindi is lit! Time for Cherry Coke and Curry Icee drinks!
by vegasrew April 10, 2007
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