Snookie

To get knocked the f*ck out.

That dude was hittin on my girl so I straight snookied his ass.

by SterlingShake643 December 20, 2009

snookie

-a short, fat (more ugly-than-not) girl with an attitude, who believes that she is very hot-looking

My niece Tiffany is such a snookie. She thinks she looks like Angelina Jolie but she's actually a dead-ringer for a fat Rosie Perez.

by dex87111 January 20, 2010

Snookie

A name for the shortest most hobbit-like person in a group of friends, typically someone who tries to deny or takes offense to comments about their small stature. This should be used in place of the person's real name.

Hey Snookie do you need a booster seat for that barstool or should i just put you on my shoulders?

Dammit Snookie! Maybe we could get more girls if you weren't always creepin around like Bilbo Baggins.

by Donny who loved Bowling January 27, 2010

Snooky

A sad loser from the TV show "The Jersey Shore" that is a big slut and tries to get attention from more popular people. She only hits on Guidos and gets drunk from 2:30 am to 12:00 am.

Man i wanna get drunk and get laid

Lets go find SNOOKY

by Stupid Hobos March 8, 2010

Snooky

My darling; a term of endearment from Yiddish.

I love my dog, he's my little snooky.

by Corgi Feet August 28, 2014

Snookied

To lay an unsuspected person out for doing/saying something to you or about you.

Someone said something about his mother so he snookied his ass.

by 123 billings December 22, 2009

snookied

To get punched in the face

I snookied that bitch at the bar.

by anonymous1231242 January 16, 2010