Santa

a fat old man who wears red and smokes a lot of pot which is why hes always laughing.

satan

damn look at santas's shit!

santa be smokin that muthafuckin pot or he aint laughin

i hear santa give out shit for dem youngins

Santa by 08ersk8erh8er January 11, 2004

santa

santa
satan
same letters, same guy...

satan = satan

santa by steph January 2, 2004

Santa

Santa is the sexiest thing the earth has, thats why all the children stay up all night to have one glanceat him, well guess what kids.STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SANTI LITTLE BITCHES,BOOTY CLAUS IS GETTING ME A NEW BOOTY FOR CHRISTMAS SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY.I only get to play on his beard that is pretty much a playground once a year.

*you wait impatiently for BootyClaus to come down the chimney
*Santa comes down the chimney with a sexy sounding thump
You:Hey Santi where is my new boots huh?
Santa:Right here child

*You are writing a letter to santa,
Letter:Hey santa,I have been naughty this year and i hope to be even more naughty when you come down my chimney next month.

Santa by i am a pear that eats bears December 20, 2018

Santa

An elderly pedophile who uses Christmas to get close to children .

That Santa is a pedophile!

Santa by Mr Melon03 December 8, 2019

santa

a fatass who forces elfes into labor , sneaks to your house, calls girls hoes and smokes weed

kid: OMG SANTA GIVE ME A PS5
santa: hoe hoe hoe marry christmas
kid: OMG ARE YOU THE REAL SANTA?
santa: *pulls out silenced USP* yes i am *shoots*
santa: *puts kids corpse in a shredder*
santa: nobody will find out *starts smoking weed*

santa by ඞ GET OUT OF MY HEAD November 5, 2021

Santa

An old, fat guy who likes little kids sitting on his lap.

Santa is a pedofile....

Santa by B.M.J. January 13, 2007

santa

Santa is Satan.It's not just the spelling either.Do a little research.Sheesh.

Satan sucks the big one.

santa by truth February 26, 2004