Someone who will walk to a bathroom on the other side of their office building to take a dump, even if there is a bathroom closer. The reason for this is so that no one in their side of the building will know if they stunk up the bathroom.
Tyler: "I was going to the bathroom and in walked Steven. I don't know why he always uses our bathroom, there is one right next to his office!"
Ben: "He's a migratory pooper. Hold your breath if you see him in the bathroom!"
Ben: "He's a migratory pooper. Hold your breath if you see him in the bathroom!"
by T.R. Pooper August 6, 2010
A small stupid person who is used as a friendship group's punching bag. He also thinks he's better than all of the others, so constantly believes he'll do better working on the night of a great celebration than going out with the lads, however he'll always get a DUDE. And his girlfriend resembles a guy you once knew, but don't know where from.
1) Be a Rupert Pooper and let us push in a shopping trolley down a hill.
2) Lad #1: "Come out with us for New Years Eve!!"
Lad #2: "No thank you, I will be trying to improve my 2 Ds, 1 E and a U. By staying awake until 4am and playing Black Ops"
Lad #1: "You are a massive faggot, Rupert Pooper"
3) "Doesn't your girlfriend look a little like Malcolm"
2) Lad #1: "Come out with us for New Years Eve!!"
Lad #2: "No thank you, I will be trying to improve my 2 Ds, 1 E and a U. By staying awake until 4am and playing Black Ops"
Lad #1: "You are a massive faggot, Rupert Pooper"
3) "Doesn't your girlfriend look a little like Malcolm"
by Greasy Boots December 29, 2011
one who shits themself at a party, while being drunk (off of little alcohol), and then proceeds to punch the host's mom.
by latroy jackson August 28, 2008
1. One whom after engaging in rough sex of the ass cheeks, deficates white, hot yogurt from his/her rectal region. COuld be considered coagulation of the sphincter seapage.
2. A stupid quiff (asshair) who acts out retardedly and wreeks of rotting fuckstink.
2. A stupid quiff (asshair) who acts out retardedly and wreeks of rotting fuckstink.
tom is a splooge pooper because he sat on a dick, then the pot all night, pooping yogurt into his toilet bowl.
by Nutsakula July 30, 2006
Sexual intercourse in which the male take his penis and puts it in the womans anal area. Also used by gay males.
Guy 1:Dude I totally wanna do that chick in the pooper.
Guy 2:Nice use of doing in the pooper!
Guy 3: Already did
Guy 2:Nice use of doing in the pooper!
Guy 3: Already did
by Brad5o5 January 25, 2009
Peter's been in and out of the toilet at least six times today. I wonder if he's become a serial pooper.
by terminal2 February 5, 2008
A gay male who enters into a relationship with another gay male solely for monetary gain; A gay gold digger.
by Dub Dub Lifer November 24, 2010