A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"
Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"
Sexual intercourse in which the male take his penis and puts it in the womans anal area. Also used by gay males.
Guy 1:Dude I totally wanna do that chick in the pooper.
Guy 2:Nice use of doing in the pooper!
Guy 3: Already did
a cousin I'd like to fuck.
Joe: Dude your cousin is such a CILF
Jay: I know right?
Brad: Totally tap that
To be hit with lubrication from a male that is in the act of masturbation. Usually lotion, sometimes spit.
"AWW MAN I GOT LUBED!"
1. Smokin weed while swingin.
2. A phrase someone says to a pothead friend who wants weed but literally swinging high.
Matt: Aaron we're getting high on the swings wanna come?
Aarom: No effing way! I'll be there with the mari j.
Brad: Ya we are gonna get like ten feet up in the air dude!!!!
Jason: Then JUMP!!!!
Color used by a dumbass teenager that has no idea what a color is.
Eddie:"THAT'S CHINESE PURPLE!"
Brad:"No it's dark white retard"
Eddie:"I'm pretty sure it's Chinese Purple!!!"
Doing large amounts of heroin while playing in a grunge band then committing suicide.
Bill:You hear what Bob did?
Greg: Yeah he totally pulled a kurt cobain
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