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PMS

Periodic Man Syndrome

The act of a person (usually female, more common mildly in men) to once a month become very angry at everything, resembling the stereotypical view of men.
-Dude, you're being a dick.-
-Oh... Sorry. Just some PMS.-
by JNg13 October 18, 2010
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PMS

a time when you dont mess with a women in anyway. Seriously!!!! DONT. Or you will end up dead in a river with your penis cut off or shoved up your ass.
"Damn she must be PMSing." said billy boob
"What did you say bitch!?!?!" bloody mary
"I didn't say anything." said billy boob
"THATS WHAT I THOUGHT BITCH" said bloddy mary
by NERA February 29, 2008
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PMS

by Just some guy July 28, 2003
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PMS

1.The part of the worst time of month for a woman to go through during her period, where she has occasional mood wings and tends to be a tad irritable when communicating with people.

2.And the constant irritating excuses people use when a girl gets mad at them. (Even though she's not on her period or anywhere near it.)
Amanda: I hate you.
Donny: What?
Amanda: I love you.
Donny: Wait, wait, wait, what happened to I hate you?
Amanda: GET THE HELL OUT.
Donny: What the hell, Amanda?

Ms. Sally: God, your so stupid when it comes to a girl's feelings.
Donny: Oh god...she's pms'ing.
Ms. Sally: Donny, I'm 70. I don't have a period anymore.
Donny: Oh...you were serious?
Ms. Sally:-facepalm- Yes, child.
by thoughts~ March 12, 2009
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PMS

Pre-menstrual syndrome

Be afriad. Be very afraid
woman: i'm PMSing.

men: Quick!! To the bomb shelter!!
by hippiechick13 April 18, 2010
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PMS

A time when all men should proceed immediately to the bar
'Dude, that girls pmsing, get in the car quick!'

'Whatcha doin' here?'
'My wife is PMSing and...Oh shit take over I think that bitch is coming' *all men haul ass to nearest exit while PMSing women storms into room*
by DDD May 13, 2004
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PMS

The act of getting high and eating everything in sightt, until you realize that your stomach cannot hold anymore food and that you are about to gag
Dude, i got super stoned and ate everything in te fridge, Im suffereing from PMS (Post Munchie Sydrone) and i have to take a major sh*t
by king blue June 18, 2011
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