pms 

"Pre-Menstrual-Syndrome" aka "Pardon My Sobbing", "Perpetual Munching Spree", "Pass my Sweatpants" .... The time of the month in which the female gets very moody, vicious, insane, psycho, bitchy...etc.

"Do you have anymore chocolate covered french fries? I'm pms'ing"

pms by ** Tracy ** May 22, 2006

PMS 

When your friend has major mood swings, from being excited and running around like a bumble bee, to sitting there with a grouchy look on her face saying she hates her life.

Me: Why don't we go do something today?
Her: SURE! Sounds great!
Her: Do i look okay?
Me: Of course! You look fine, lets go.
Her: No, i dont want to, i look ugly, my nose is huge, and i have zits everywhere.
Me: Really, you look fine, come on lets go.
Her: STOP BEING SO PUSHY! God just leave me alone!
Me: Just go take a Midol miss PMS, and lets go.

PMS by mmhmyouknow. February 7, 2010

pms 

a period of time girls go through when they are mean and emotional but it's hard so guys take it into consideration when we're sending mix emotions we can't control it . it's nature , just send us long texts and give us junk food and hug us. we need your love.

I'm in pms mode

pms by Amanda ann marie April 24, 2016

PMS 

Something that occurs to a girl before her period that gives her emotional, physical and spiritual pain no one can understand or interpret. Please do not get on her nerves when she is pmsing she does not mean it, everything is like 100% more annoying than normal. If she is pmsing just be with her and let her know that you are there for her. Just do not take anything she says personally.

pms sucks!

PMS by Lil Arcy Day March 15, 2019

PMS 

PMS = Pre Menstrual Syndrome
*A way to avoid PMS is to have PMS. Let me explain.

To Avoid Pre Menstrual Syndrome (PMS) you should have Pre Marital Sex (PMS).

And by the way.... Men are right about PMS, I am a complete Psycho Bitch when I have PMS! And I think everyone around me when I'm PMSing suffers more than me! Duh, it's not that bad for me, thats why they make Midol! But I do have a correction, it's not just men us PMSing women get mad at, its any person or object that pisses us off for any reason.

My Shrink: Megan, what the fuck? your dad tells me you threw a computer out the window last week? Lets talk about it.

Me: Yeah. I was PMSing.

My Shrink:O. Nevermind then, that explains it all!!

PMS by Blackthorn7861 July 25, 2007

PMS 

Pissy Mood Syndrome.

I have a severe case of pms and a shot gun.

PMS by Saints January 29, 2005

PMS 

Pissed at Men Syndrome

amagawd she's got PMS liek run for your lives!!1!!1!!!

PMS by Shuyin June 10, 2005