by PARANOIDANDROID April 21, 2015

Fml, for I have sinned.
Fml, I should have been studying for that test today, instead I laid in bed all day smoking massive blunts.
Fml, I should have been studying for that test today, instead I laid in bed all day smoking massive blunts.
by DingDingDingus April 20, 2016

it means "fuck my life"
by pencilllllllllllllll March 18, 2016

FML: (adjective) An acronym for Forlorn Milquetoast Lamenter. Usually tacked onto a facebook or similar social site status subconsciously by the author as a warning to the reader that the content contained within could make kittens throw themselves off of bridges. Most commonly used with first world problems.
I would've submitted this definition to Urban Dictionary, but I'm pretty busy at work, seems as if I'm the dumping ground for work. Plus I only have my phone to access the internet, netbook is still broken and there is no such option from my phone. fml...
by Troy F May 29, 2012

by JIMMY JONAven June 21, 2008
