Funny,tall black big dick type of man that will please you physically and emotionally and will straight up dick you down
Damn Emy why you not in the bed already

Damn Emy why you carry a snake in your pants
by 1372 January 20, 2018
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A lazy and messy woman who hates exercise and eats healthy but cannot avoid external unsuitable food manipulations and has a chubby Kim Kardashian body. In her later twenties, she has a pale complexion and wavy black hair with red highlights and split ends. Her hair is damaged because of bad salon treatments and unprofessional hairstylists who always cut her hair in a way that it does not grow back for many years. Emie wears braces every few years due to bad dental treatments. Her teeth keep coming in front, and she ends up getting the same gaps! Her perfect nails sometimes break due to unprofessional nail technicians, but they grow back again and are always up-to-date in the most unique fashion.
Emie is an educated single woman. She is very healthy and does not like oil, butter, mayonnaise, or sparkling water in her food. She likes taking pictures. She has a photogenic memory but has suffered from bad photography all her life. Emie usually attracts married men. Emie is usually misunderstood and is despised by many women who show their hatred through cyberbullying, rumors, lies, and unnecessary drama. Emie is comfortable around men. She does not like smokers or men with beards. She is attracted to men with brown-to-grey-colored eyes, black hair, and white skin.

EMIE
by TheBlueLeo April 17, 2019
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A cross between an indie and an emo kid. A male example of this would be Dallas Green wannabes that pose meaningfully in front of their webcam and bitch about any music that doesn't consist of pretentious lyrics, over exaggerated frustration within the vocals and acoustic guitar.
Person 1 (Emie): Music just isn't the same anymore, bands are just in it for the money instead of the meaning. I like real music.

Person 2 (Not Emie): Yeah, I guess having thousands of fans, money in the bank & a recording contract must be really difficult.
by KateF August 11, 2009
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another word for the term "passive aggressive." An emy is an immensely negative person who controls others through passive aggressive comments.
I feel a lot of negativity, there must be an emy near by!
by because its true November 22, 2010
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something that is useless and ugly.
Damn Emy why are you so ugly!
Damn Emy why are you looking at Flappies megalong dong!
by emily the female stripper January 2, 2019
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“I’m so excited you’re finally meeting Emy on Saturday
by hopehs November 24, 2020
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a satanist...

One hell of a fine girl and will always have the best of the best type of friends
friend 1: your a satanist god...
emy: why thank you
by idfhv March 16, 2019
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