Dead it

To end something; such as a relationship.

Man, that girl is crazy! You need to dead it!

by yeyeye October 16, 2006

that's dead

that's not gonna happen; i'm not gonna do that
also pronounced "thas dead"

mom: "Take out the garbage!"

Child: "That's dead!!!"

by FrankieDoodle January 8, 2009

dead

1.) used when something is funny
2.) shorter version of deadass
3.) something that is not alive (duh)

1.) “bruh i’m dead 💀💀.”
2.) “i dead can’t deal with you rn.”
3. “your ____ is dead.”

by imbeciIe April 6, 2019

dead

Something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.

Yep it's dead!
*Kicks it*

by IFORGOT December 8, 2002

dead

When you're passed the point of something being hilariously funny; when you've laughed as hard as you possibly can. Often expressed online by putting an asterisk (*) in front of and behind the word itself.

Ashley: So I went out with this guy last night, and we hit it off, but he doesn't seem to be interested in me other than my clothes and who does my hair.
Mary: That boy has more zest than a bag full of lemons.
Ashley: *DEAD*

by purplestar1952 September 11, 2009

dead

used a lot in the north of britain (anywhere north of Birmingham), means very, really, or a lot. used as an exclamation.

wow! that's dead good!
you're dead cool!
yum, that pie was dead tastey!

by Cara Roberts April 29, 2006

*dead*

dying with laughter

*dead* is a west indian/caribbean derived term

guy1 types: yeah so, i woke up naked next to a 63 year old woman on sunday morning... i can't remember what happened
guy2 types: *dead*

by mikoism January 22, 2008