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6 definitions by mikoism

 
1.
dying with laughter

*dead* is a west indian/caribbean derived term
guy1 types: yeah so, i woke up naked next to a 63 year old woman on sunday morning... i can't remember what happened
guy2 types: *dead*
by mikoism January 21, 2008
 
2.
(also "coonoomoonoo" or "kunumunu" or "koonoomoonoo". trini or yard or bajan or other caribbean slang.

a cunumunu is a stupid person, an idiot. often used when teasing someone.
oh gosh how yuh moving like a cunumunu today, gyul?
by mikoism October 11, 2006
 
3.
1. literally: caribbean (especially trini) slang for buttocks, ass, bottom, backside.

2. figuratively: caribbean (especially trini) slang for a loser. but when you call someone a bamsee you are not usually very annoyed with them or anything, it is kind of a light hearted way of describing loser behaviour. if you really want to call someone out, you are more likely to call them a cunt. school children are more often heard calling each other bamsees than anyone else, but bamsee is still standard slang for everybody.
carrie-ann you is one bamsee eh? ah tell yuh doh mash mih foot when yuh walking and yuh mash mih foot again. oh gorm, gyul. you is a real bamsee.

also...

oh shit boy yuh see di bamsee on carrie-ann? dat gyul have bottom fuh so. ah want to wine up on dat bamsee whole night!
by mikoism October 11, 2006
 
4.
trini slang. a chupidee is a stupid, annoying person. literally translated: "stupid - ee"
aye boy u is one dyam chupidee eh!
by mikoism October 11, 2006
 
5.
Trini slang.

A tootoomweng is an idiot, a backside, a loser.
Aye gyul, u is a real tootoomtweng eh! Oh gosh yuh disgusting.
by mikoism October 11, 2006
 
6.
used when typing something, *dead* means you are DONE with the conversation or you are simply FLOORED by the previous comment. it sort of means like "WTF" or "OMG"

west-indian (caribbean) derived, from "instant death" like in dancehall music
guy types: i totally loved that video, 2 girls 1 cup, it made my penis get very erect.
girl types: ummmm... *dead*
by mikoism December 19, 2007