Cod

It's a fucking fish you video game nerds -_-

I went fishing today and caught a cod.

by H3nry F0rd January 19, 2011

Cods

cods, originated in Georgia during the 1950's. means to be crazy,dumb, or stupid

that dude is cods as a football bat

by iron orr September 7, 2009

cod

A middle English word meaning Scrotum. Where we get the word "Codpiece" from.

His pants were loose all in the right places, and he wasn't wearing any underwear. You could totally see his cod.

by Durkan March 4, 2012

Cod

Cod is a first person shooter, and is usually full sad ass fat kid, usually white, that sits infront of his computer/and treats his parents like shit.

Anyone who is seen to be like this does have a chode as his dick is stuck between his legs for too long, it gets flattened.

'hey i just got Cod help me?'
'Yeah ok it's r1 to shoot etc. im 10th 70 on three acounts on both xbox and wii. My playing time altogether is like 500 hours'
*Guy ran away*
'Oh well'

*calls up his mum*
'Hi shithead. i love you... to clean my room up before i slap your ass'
Cod

by DickyGorey January 30, 2011

cod

Call of Duty/Best FPS known to man

CoD Pwnz Joo u stupid nub!
TLoDTenchi_My

by Bob January 20, 2004

cod

Creepy Older Dude. A pervy older guy who likes to hit on and/or date younger girls, especially underage ones, as featured in the July 09 issue of Seventeen.

Girl 1: Omg, did you hear about the cod who tried to hook up with Kelly at that kegger last night?
Girl 2: Yeah ik, he was like 20 yrs older than her.

by BabyFireflyyy June 9, 2009

CoD

Call of Duty.
One of the greatest FPS ever made. It is a war game where you blow shit up and shoot shit.

codlover08: Dude lets play some CoD!
CoDwarrior1984: fuck yea. lets do that shit. i'll kick your ass.

by JohnDoe? November 30, 2008