National Ex Day

June 13th

Call, text, or see your ex on National Ex Day.

by justdoitbro June 6, 2020

National Snitch Day

December 18th. The day where one person snitches on every body they know, including there homies.

"Hey Mr.Principal its National Snitch Day so Ethan has a Vape in his backpack"
"Good to know! Anybody else?"
"Dominic D, Dominic S, Baili, Kaidynce, Isaac, Briana, Lisa, Carlo, Carl, Arturo, Riley, Cade, Ryan Mich-"
"Ok damn chill, fuckin snitch"

by Omssnitchesgetstitches December 19, 2019

National Delusional Day

post people who are just delusional on October 10th

Happy Delusional Day! post a pic of the most delusional ppl u know

You: hey look on snap

person: why tf would u post me for national delusional day??

by btee200 October 7, 2021

National rape day

APRIL 24 a horrible ass joke from horny f!cos that thought this would be funny to people

EVERYONE should stay careful cuz even men get raped not just women so stay safe.

Hey it's National Rape day!
Yea that dumb shit from tiktok

by Rice amd dog eater April 20, 2021

National Rape Day

An unreal holiday some of "The Boys" so desperately seem to want. Used by losers to justify sexual harassment and rape.

Joe: Hey, it's National Rape Day, excited?
Jane: What the fuck, Joe?

by assfart9000 April 20, 2021

National girlfriend day

August 4th. A day to celebrate your female soulmate.

Happy national girlfriend day babe!

by Lonelyasf October 4, 2020

National Incest day

National Incest day occurs on February 8th. This holiday is most celebrated and accepted in the state of Alabama, but can be celebrated in all other states as well.

William: You know what tomorrow is cuz?

Ava: what is it Will?

William: National Incest day!! Do you know what that means?

Ava: *whimpers*

by Ceder Conley April 18, 2020