Vodka 

tastes like water but has alcohol in it

damn this vodka is tasty

Vodka by THC July 11, 2003

Vodka 

A strong alcohol, often used as water in Russia. Only real men can drink it directly.

Russian: I would like to have a glass of water please!
Bartender: You mean vodka?
Russian: ... That's what I meant. Don't you ever listen?

Vodka by James222 January 31, 2015

Vodka 

an acholic liquid that has two strikes against choosing it over the plethora of other, more worthy liquors: an unappealing, shoe-polish-like taste and the fact that it becomes less and less as more and more is ingested, to the point that it garners no reactions at all, and you fucking projectile vomit all over your hosts' curtains, carpet, couch, dog, television, and fiancee. This weakness/numbing is a feature of many of the 'light' liquors. Despite this, it remains a favorite of many female, and especially, underage drinkers

I saw my dinner after eleven shots of vodka.

Vodka by bobdole September 5, 2003

VODKA 

I was so hammered on half a big bottle of voddi i smashed it over dis dudes head from 2021 n actually wasted all da rest of da vodka ! N den i got fukin arrested !!!!!!!!

Vodka fukin rules it does da trick !!!

VODKA by gurny boi June 23, 2004

Vodka 

A Russians life and dream

Some Random Soviet:"Comrade, you have Vodka?"

Soviet Number 2:"Yes, very good vodka"

(i wrote this because this field can't be empty)

Vodka by TootMydick December 30, 2018

Vodka 

What Aaron Tijerina drinks extremely large quantities of during any given period of time.

Aaron Tijerina is drunk again, he must have got his pay check today.

Vodka by Eric January 7, 2005

vodka 

mmmmmmmmmmm something me and my mates drink evry friday nite wen we go street beatin. gets u fucked up so u dnt rememba wot happened nd den at skool on monday u find out tings u didint even no u did

sssmmmiirrrnnoofffffffffffffff vodka !

vodka by Reppin Luton May 9, 2005