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squeegee squad

a group of guys that mob your car trying to make it look impeccable (!!??) whether you like it or not.
(You talking to your buddy while waiting for the light to change): Oh, here they're coming again, the bloody squeegee squad. Damn!
by idiom fan January 14, 2009
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dick squeegee

One who sucks a guy completely dry
GET AWAY GERRY!!! Your a real dick squeegee.
by Tyrone Mctwat July 2, 2009
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please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness
by todd March 26, 2004
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squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005
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Squeegee

Someone who only watches romantic comedies/slice of life or romance anime's and refuses to watch other anime's because they don't find them interesting since they don't have romance in them.
Mitchell: I cant wait to watch this romance anime!

Bret: Shut the fuck up you fucking squeegee.
by BitchYouGuessedIt September 27, 2014
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rocket squeegee

The act of hiring a preferably cheap prostitute and having her spray you with windex. Then she will mount you and proceed to run her high milage vagina all over your body which will then create the squeaky sound of a squeegee.
Bro I totally got rocket squeegeed last night!

Man that's just gross, seriously don't tell me these things.
by The Name November 20, 2013
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Street Squeegee

A low rider car that almost touches the ground
Hey man, your car is a total street squeegee!
by Momknowsall January 6, 2019
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