The type of slop that you shit the mornign after a night of drinking Budweiser.
I had the worst case of Bud Mud this morning.
December 29, 2003
A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....
PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..
hmmmmm...... I wonder if Bert swings both ways? i'll ask him WHEN I SEE THE USED!!!!!!!!!! ANUS
bert: very hot guy!
The reaction a female has to something exceedingly girly, such as a shoe sale, one of her friends getting engaged, watching America's Next Top Model
My girlfriend had such a girlgasm about the new shoe store, she dragged me in for two hours.
To watch your friend having sex while eating a sandwich
I pounded this broad last night and my buddy pulled a nemeth and hid in the closet
February 04, 2005
The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.
Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.
December 10, 2003
Dacus.- A word meaning cool, or credible. The definition of cool. Otherwise being defined as being number one or being better than a large group of people.
That guy is dacus, he gets all the attention.
Those clothes are dacus as hell.