The act of rubbing one's penis against his partner's anus in order to remove external feces after anal penetration.
(penile squeegee in action) "Will you squeegee for me when you're done? I'm tired of the skid-marks in my underwear."
by Stud Monkey August 13, 2008
Cleans your penis after anal. While the penis is still inside the anus, give firm pokes simultaneously to the sides, when the anus clenches, quickly remove your penis, feces free.
The last time my girl and I did anal, she left me dirty. This time I'm giving her the luigi squeegee.
by yeldak March 28, 2009
by Krityon June 12, 2021
by Bills rv service August 7, 2019
A sex act in which a man ejaculates on the woman's upper lip, then wipes it off with his penis, demanding a dollar from her afterward.
"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"
by VikingSanta January 20, 2018
by Jaru Salem January 17, 2021
Made popular by former Oakland Raider Wide Out, Randy Moss, the SauSquee (pronounced, Saw-Skwee) is a post coital maneuver that is fun and easily executed. Here's how you do it. First, drop a splash of chlorine candy on your lover's backal area. Then, using your penisdick, spread the splooj up and down, side to side, until her back has fully absorbed your pungent load. For best results, eat some 'sparagus prior to espoojulating.
No matter how many times I perform the Sausalito Squeegee, I can never clear the milieu of gross moles from my girl's back.
by Charles Dick in a Box March 25, 2009