Snooted

The definition of snooted is, if you need a word sneeze and tooted you can use snooted!

*snoots* oh excuse me! I snooted!

Snooted by Maggie Dylan May 10, 2020

Snorters remorse 

The inevitable self-loathing and regret that follows in the days after a cocaine binge.

Friend 1: "How you feeling today pinocchio?"
Friend 2: "Fuck me lad. Terrible. Snorters remorse has proper kicked in,"

Snorters remorse by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020

sorted 

To be have enough chemicals to stay awake longer then you should over the weekend. Now so overused outside the original context this phrase is nausiating to the ear.

I was sorted for e's and whizz and ad a bang up time round the M25 in 1989.

OR

Did you get me some chips? Soooorted.

sorted by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

Snotted 

When you fuck the guy about to fuck your girl to assert dominance thus cucking your girl.

Mitchell fucked Brian so Brian couldn't fuck his girl thus Brian was Snotted

Snotted by Bigboipants May 12, 2018

Snotted 

To laugh so hard that snot comes flying out of your nose.

When April slipped off the diving board, Taryn busted out laughing, launching a ball of snot into the pool.

"Guys," she said, still giggling, "I snotted in the pool!"

Snotted by Nick (the last cowboy) July 8, 2009

sported 

When your favorite live TV show gets overrun by a game (of any sport) that's running long. Especially frustrating for non-sports fans trying to watch comedy.

Oh man! freakin hockey game sported Saturday Night Live again.

sported by relativ March 18, 2017

snoted 

i giggled so hard snot came out

PLS I LITERALLY JUST SNOTED

snoted by snoted March 6, 2021