Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA performance.
Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.
Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.
1. "Man, he knocked Tom Brady on his ass!"
"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."
2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.
"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."
2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.
by auseyre December 6, 2009
The sexual act in which a man blows hot air from his mouth into a woman's open vaginal cavity, causing the vagina to let out small quiffs.
Also used as a type of kink foreplay
Also used as a type of kink foreplay
by Kitten_Delicious December 9, 2009
The physical act of fellatio.
Often used in a comical fashion.
Also commonly used semi-jokingly when it is clear that you are not going to get sex, and oral sex is probably out of the question too - however worth a shot in a comical way.
verb form - to pork snorkle,
adjective - pork snorkling,
noun - pork snorkler.
Often used in a comical fashion.
Also commonly used semi-jokingly when it is clear that you are not going to get sex, and oral sex is probably out of the question too - however worth a shot in a comical way.
verb form - to pork snorkle,
adjective - pork snorkling,
noun - pork snorkler.
by Donny Dackrope February 22, 2008
by big fraze July 11, 2008
This is when you position the girl/guy in water until only the nose is sticking out. You then begin to deepthroat your partner while controling her breathing.
by beaner101 January 20, 2010
by Frances April 23, 2005
by ranzerox October 17, 2007