Schlong man 

The guy with the biggest dick in the room

Person 1: "Woah, Who's that?"

Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"

Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"

Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"

Schlong man by Th3Frog May 18, 2020

Schlong shitting 

When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.

Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man

Schlong shitting by Schlongass April 29, 2021

big schlong 

Slang term for a man with a huge penis. Generally the term is used on a man that has a very thick and very long penis both unerect and erect.

Larry: Bend over you bitch and take my big schlong!
Barry: Stick that big schlong up my arse! Yeh!
Larry: You like it like that don't 'cha bitch!?

big schlong by Simon Whiteside February 3, 2005

Schlong 

A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.

John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.

Schlong by Aw yeah February 22, 2005

schlong bong 

n. Something that's great fun to take a toke on.

Hey bitch, why don't you take a hit on the old schlong bong. Zzzzip!

schlong bong by Spongebutt Squishpants August 23, 2004

Long Schlong 

The most Mondo of all Dongs. A long Schlong is something utterly remarkable.

A 20 foot dildo.

*in bed*
Her: You have such a long Schlong!
Him: *penis grows to 20 feet*

Long Schlong by LONGERSCHLONG October 28, 2018

Schlong 

a large penis.
comes from the german term schlange
which means serpant ;)

wow, kev has a nice schlong

Schlong by OLIVEEEEE December 9, 2008