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Getting a boner in freezing cold environments.
Bob: "It's snowing today and I popped a schlongsicle when this hot chick sat next to me."

Ted: "You need to get laid."
by Satan's Clown Car May 28, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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