"You can't use the righteous bison! It is the worst!"
"You fool. You dare underestimate the bison?!"
"You fool. You dare underestimate the bison?!"
by MrDrEdward May 18, 2021
Dunking your whole head in the holy water font at a Catholic church because you were in a hurry to confess to performing oral sex and you wanted to get that taste out of your mouth first, or because you didn't have time to brush your teeth after eating the nasty garlic chicken at that Chinese place up the street and you didn't want the Body of Christ to taste like nasty garlic chicken.
We only had time for a quick hummer before mass so I just had a righteous gargle when we got to the cathedral.
by evilrubberducky December 16, 2010
A self-righteous person acts superior to her peers because she believes her moral standards are perfect. This "moral smugness" is condescending by nature and is usually found offensive by others.
The typical mentality of the Western woman is that she is always right no matter what, thus driving away a lot of self-respecting guys with her self-righteous attitude.
by Triggerer of Snowflakes July 22, 2019
by chiller than most! July 17, 2005
by skyywise July 22, 2004
When one with a low sense of morality constantly announces via Facebook that they are now attending church to be closer to God; yet their actions are only debauchee.
Dave (a philanderer) announced that he was going to Youth Group this week on Facebook, yet he really is only looking for short term sexual relationships. Dave is Facebook Righteous
by Bedside Spider June 13, 2012
You may not like taking pictures of yourself, but don't get all selfie righteous towards those who do.
by slothie July 12, 2014