What females call a fetus because they don’t know how simple getting knocked up and having your egg fertilized is.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 10, 2023
An unspeakably evil wicked sinful unholy vile ignoble corrupt menace. This fiendish demon will ruin your day every second, and is incomparable to any other villain (ie. Darth Vader). She will ruin everything. Vulnerabilities: counselors.
by Chromium is bad September 11, 2018
by ynknown February 24, 2019
Whenever someone looks great online thanks to today's technology, but in real life is a fucking hideous abomination upon the eyes of the human body.
by Stephen James Hite December 15, 2007
The divine feeling of satisfaction and relief experienced mid- feeding which allows you to continue gorging at a frantic pace.
Timothy was able to keep up with his older brothers at Thanksgiving dinner after scaring grandma with the miracle of burp.
by AxelBH December 8, 2011
The standard method for having an unreasonable deadline met just in time. Usually quoted when the time given, staffing levels or design constraints will not be met in any other way.
Sam: "This project will take three months from beginning to end, design, develop and test."
Boss: "It's due in three weeks."
Sam: "Well, we take one week to train sixteen new people, one week to do all of the design work, and four days to write the code. Then a miracle occurs, and we ship just before the deadline."
Boss: "It's due in three weeks."
Sam: "Well, we take one week to train sixteen new people, one week to do all of the design work, and four days to write the code. Then a miracle occurs, and we ship just before the deadline."
by PsychoPuppyDad August 3, 2010
The fact that our parents met to conceive us, and that their parents met to concieve them, etc. to create us as an entirely unique individual is, ironically, almost impossibly miraculous and therefore each individually a thermodynamic miracle.
by C0RE from UD Chat December 6, 2008