tell me how my ass tastes

The new slang or term to beak someone. Thought up by the epic freestyler Shaq. This phrase can be used to make fun of someone and is a sure when to shut the other guy up

tony: You aye you suck bro your a piece of garbage
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!

by mydickisafootlong June 26, 2008

Tell me how my ass tastes.

A saying used when you do something that makes anyone look weak, or makes you look superior.

Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.

Person A: "You're gonna get intercepted, watch!"

Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"

Person A intercepts Person B

Person B: "Damn..."

Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."

by The Cannon June 26, 2008

Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth

To silence someone instantly by shoving your dick in their mouth.

Girl: I was like No! IM going out with Tom and she was like NO I AM and so I was like nu uh I am and she was like no way I am and I was like-
Guy: Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth
Girl: What?-urghlughg!

by Jake Broholm April 6, 2010

she succ me thru my jort

When a woman orally pleases a male through a pair of gym shorts.

"What did you do with Becky last night?"
"she succ me thru my jort"

by regionalatleast March 4, 2017

Me and My Money Got Wasted at the Cinema

Josh Vance’s first and most popular EP. The most notable song is “Title Track”, but the song “Tales of Pretzel Bites and Cheese” has gotten much recognition too. Other songs in this EP are “Watch for the Rats” and “$70”

Girl 1: Hey have you listened to Me and My Money Got Wasted at the Cinema by Josh Vance

Girl 2: Oh hell yeah I listen to that shit every night

by theshmoefromoblock March 8, 2022

Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

by danjin May 18, 2009

it's just me and my bros like warner

Bare lines homerton brought in Daily duppy mate!

(Do the t-bop firstly)
Listen...
Look..
Fresh out the cage for a slaughter
Damn, I was stunned when the case got brought up
It's just me and my bros like Warner
Hold up, wait, let me take that corner

by November 11, 2020