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Mary Yazzie FREAKOUT 

When your limbs begin uncontrollably typing, in hopes that you will soon be reunited with the BEST antique dealer this side of the computer!
from Nancy Drew : Secret of Shadow Ranch. An interactiver computer game
OMGGGGG I finished playing Nancy Drew:Secret of Shadow Ranch a while ago, and ever since then I've been having Mary Yazzie FREAKOUTS because it's been so long.
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Fanboy Freakout 

When a MALE movie/tv/book/comic/music/etc. fan meets his favorite actor/ director/ author/ musician/ etc. and begins to panic like a small girl when she meets her favorite actor/ director/ author/ musician/etc. , which is to say that he begins screaming/ jumping around/ panicing/ hyperventalating/ crying or any other form of "freaking out"
Hugh Jackman: Hey there, mate. How would you like an autograph?
Fanboy: OHMYGODYOURHUGHJACKMANFROMSUCH MAJORMOTIONPICTURESASX-MEN, AUSTRALIA,VANHELSING, PRSTIGE,ANDFLUSHEDAWAYILOVEYOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
*passes out*
Fanboy's friend: Please excuse my friend for his Fanboy Freakout.
Fanboy Freakout by Nick Obsuth February 22, 2009

Facebook Freakout

1. The state of panic when facebook lags in the middle of a very important IM conversation
2. The rush of adrenaline you get when you log on to an unusually large amount of notifications
1. What the hell!? I'm having a Facebook Freakout right now! John just IM'd me and FB won't let me reply!!JK@!U*#HEUIBD
Facebook Freakout by HK62494 December 14, 2010

48 hour freakout 

The freak-out one receives within 48 hours of school starting.
Guy: Dude fuck man, I got a 4 page essay for tomorrow on the first day of school. I hate school so much i think I'm going to move to Canada.

Guy2: No dude relax, its just the 48 hour freakout.
48 hour freakout by Sir Tokesalot August 26, 2009

Four Freakout 

The insuing lunacy one feels after drinking two Four Lokos and smoking two bowls of marijuana.
Susan: Brad why did you try to present your penis to me last night?
Brad: Sorry Susan, but I was in the middle of a Four Freakout, I couldn't control myself.
Four Freakout by jedimasterholt November 16, 2010

Ecstasy Cry Freakout 

When you get high on ecstasy with your friends, find yourself in a backyard gnome garden and fuck your best friends girlfriend. He finds you both, has a giant cry-freakout and runs away making unintelligible weep noises of agony.
We were all having a good time, until he had his Ecstasy Cry Freakout.
Ecstasy Cry Freakout by Kootsiak September 20, 2014
A person that is liable to freak out, or is in the process of doing so.
Oh my god, calm down! You're such a freakout!
freakout by protectmeaura December 19, 2006