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Slimy Fandango 

The act of using snot as the primary lubricant during a movie theater hand job.
She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."
Slimy Fandango by Ranchgirls November 6, 2020

Grim Fandango 

Half - Life is the second best, genre be fucked. Of course, this is all just personal opinion...
Grim Fandango by NINny September 1, 2003

Trippin' Fandango 

When all around you is illusory, senses meshing together forming a maniacally fantastic maelstrom of uniformed chaos & paranormal profundity, all of which is brought on by the ingestion of powerful hallucinogenics, such as lysergic acid dyethylemide (LSD).
Someone who is "trippin' fandango" thinks he's Jimmy Dean Sausage & is abducted by aliens & servants of Satan. He/she also is convinced mathematical improbabilities (eg 5x9=95) are now concrete realities. Said person will also rant & rave nonsensically about "fuckin' seein' some shit" when they were very young. You can spot someone like this by their fake bubba teeth, Winn Dixie vest, Z28 Camaro mesh hat & fake sideburns.
Trippin' Fandango by Flakage September 19, 2009

Phillips Fandango 

1) To evade
2) To explain with exhuberent detail, ad infunum
3) To accompany an explanation with a "sketch"
4) Manoeuvre preceeding the pat-pat-grab
That's a Phillips Fandango if I've ever seen one.
Phillips Fandango by Maurey Povich October 15, 2004

Fecal Fandango 

The act of parking ones beef bus in anothers chocolate town. Sort of like anal salsa dancing. It can get a little messy when done right, but it's well worth it.
Kevin: Ew man, I smell like duck butter and ankle skin.
Ken: Why dude?
Kevin: I did the FECAL FANDANGO with Mike last night and forgot to take a shower.
Fecal Fandango by Jexxi November 21, 2010

hemp fandango 

a name used to describe a person being hanged- hemp from the rope and fandango from the lovely girations of the hangeds feet while the try to touch the ground
now, my freind, you can dance the hemp fandango