duck's disease

If you are suffering from "Duck's Disease", you are very short or have short legs. In other words, your bottom is very close to the ground.

Jeez, look at that short fella waddling along over there, he must have Duck's Disease.

by JamieBlade May 8, 2018

moon disease

Temporary condition primarily caused by sitting on wicker or cane chairs leaving matching circular indentations on the skin after prolonged exposure. Variants involve skin creases after prolonged sleeping or clothing items leaving similar impressions.

Sitting on that wicker chair all morning gave my legs some serious moon disease!

by vertov September 27, 2018

Moopins disease

Moopins disease is a disease which results in loud, random, often unexpected outbursts that cannot be explained by any normal behavioural patterns.

Dude 1: What was that?
Dude 2: It’s ok, she has Moopins disease, she can’t control it.

by shelbsy February 24, 2021

Cuntingtons Disease

A disease in which a girl acts deliberately or otherwise like a total cunt. This girl may appear bitchy or needy but rest assured she only has a case of Cuntingtons Disease.

Cures for Cuntingtons Disease are as follows
Reality Check
A Good Lay
New Clothes

Compliments

Travis: "Dude, that chick has always been a total bitch to me."
Zack: "Naw dude, its just her Cuntingtons Disease acting up again."
Travis: "Oh, no worries."

by Radio Rocket December 30, 2010

pop disease

A disease where you want to be popular and you become totally a biatch... It's very upsetting and contagious. The popular people carry this virus. You will have a corrupted soul if you get this disease.

OMG Chair got a pop disease! She's SOOO mean and she is a biatch now :(

by hallieannie November 24, 2014

Keys Disease

The slowness everyone in southern Flordia has.

Make sure to order food 30min early because down here everyone has Keys Disease.

by Stormsy March 25, 2017

Huntingtons disease

Huntingtons Disease is a degenerative brain disorder, which affects the nervous system. It is a disorder which causes a rapid decrease of brain cells. People with Huntingtons Disease can suffer from Tremors, Writhing and it can sometimes lead to Dementia (loss of sanity). Unfortunately, only one Huntingtons gene has to be inheritied sor someone to suffer with the condition. So far there is no cure.

It is advisible that people have their Genes checked early on for Huntingtons disease, as most people only find out they have it in their 40's-50's.

by xx_Christina_xx March 5, 2006