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cincinnati circumcision 

When you zip up too fast, and accidentally catch your penis in the zipper of your jeans or pants, causing a small piece of skin to rip away. It's most often know to happen in and around Cincinnati, Ohio, and is often accompanied by a high pitched squeal or howl.
I totally would have tried to get with her last night, but I was still healing from my Cincinnati circumcision the night before.
cincinnati circumcision by JADrI February 11, 2018
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Full Circumcision 

Friend 1: so, what happened?
Friend 2: So when I went to get circumcised, the guy did a Full circumcision
Friend 1:Wait, what?
Friend 2: It's when you get your whole dick chopped off
Friend 1: lmao
Full Circumcision by SimpPrime March 14, 2020

Italian Circumcision 

When a man sheaths a gun between his body and the center of his belt without a holster and

1) Burns off his foreskin with the hot barrel of his recently-fired weapon.
2) Accidentally shoots his own dick.
Flávio Bolsonaro is in danger of performing an Italian Circumcision if he does not use a holster.

Circumsexing 

When a guy with no game waits to prey upon a female until she's sufficiently intoxicated to allow his advances.
Hey man, Craig's got no game so he's waiting for Pam to get hammered so he can start circumsexing her.
Circumsexing by Stewielives June 8, 2018

circuscision 

A industry term clowns and other circus beings use when they get fired from working at a circus.

This originated when Mark Brady got fired from a circus and first used the word in a interview with hummy times magazines for a page in their paper about working as a clown in 2020.
Dude Steven I literally just got circuscised, what am I gonna do? Circuscision is tuff man.
circuscision by Rafe Chapman September 11, 2020

television circumcision 

When a television show that you have recorded gets the end of it clipped off.
I set my DVR to record The Waltons and the recording stopped before I heard "Goodnight Johnboy." It was a television circumcision.
television circumcision by Debri January 20, 2011

circumseyes 

v. Looking with disgust or disfavour upon a foreskin.

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I'm going out with that hot sheep shearer tonight. You know. The one from Perth.

Why do you bother. You know she will just circumseyes you. Get out the clippers mate!
circumseyes by gnostic 1 April 27, 2013