Debri's definitions

Soft serve Flagpole

When a person attempts fellatio (giving head) to a limp penis.

My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

television circumcision

When a television show that you have recorded gets the end of it clipped off.

I set my DVR to record The Waltons and the recording stopped before I heard "Goodnight Johnboy." It was a television circumcision.

by Debri January 20, 2011

Kentucky Lighthouse

A sexual position of a person when they get down on all fours and tucks their head into their chest while raising their ass into the air, as another person inserts a lit flashlight into their rectum, with their lit side pointing upward.

Kevin turned chad into a Kentucky Lighthouse the other night. It was glorious!

by DebRi December 21, 2013

fagongalate

To mess something up.

I slept on my hair wrong last night and now it's all fagongalated!

by Debri October 14, 2013

Old Fashioned Dutch Baby

When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.

I gave Janice an Old Fashioned Dutch Baby last night.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

Louisiana Teabag

Like a "regular"teabag, but done with a dingleberry instead of testicles.

Lola was surprised when she woke up to her husband giving her a Louisiana Teabag which left her with a Hillbilly Bindi.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

Teenybopper Fruitcake

The act of giving a blow job with a mouth full of Skittles.

Fran was in a festive mood, so she gave Bob a Teenybopper Fruitcake.

by DebRi December 21, 2013