Debri's definitions

Soft serve Flagpole

When a person attempts fellatio (giving head) to a limp penis.

My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

Kentucky Lighthouse

A sexual position of a person when they get down on all fours and tucks their head into their chest while raising their ass into the air, as another person inserts a lit flashlight into their rectum, with their lit side pointing upward.

Kevin turned chad into a Kentucky Lighthouse the other night. It was glorious!

by DebRi December 21, 2013

fagongalate

To mess something up.

I slept on my hair wrong last night and now it's all fagongalated!

by Debri October 14, 2013

television circumcision

When a television show that you have recorded gets the end of it clipped off.

I set my DVR to record The Waltons and the recording stopped before I heard "Goodnight Johnboy." It was a television circumcision.

by Debri January 20, 2011

Hillbilly Bindi

The act of smearing a dingleberry on a person's forehead, inbetween their eyebrows, after giving them a Louisiana Teabag.

Did you see that Hillbilly Bindi on Ronda? Someone gave her a mean Lousiana Teabag!

by DebRi December 21, 2013

Old Fashioned Dutch Baby

When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.

I gave Janice an Old Fashioned Dutch Baby last night.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

Louisiana Teabag

Like a "regular"teabag, but done with a dingleberry instead of testicles.

Lola was surprised when she woke up to her husband giving her a Louisiana Teabag which left her with a Hillbilly Bindi.

by DebRi December 21, 2013