beetle-bonnet

also known as the beetle hood

i like to eat beetle hoods

by Barnaldo the Chez January 6, 2005

bonnet bash

when u lay a woman over the bonnet of your car and take her from behind.

i took her down the alley, where we were caught bonnet bashing

by Shid-E May 28, 2006

mr bonnet

Is a TERM strictly used to refer to the male penis.

My mr bonnet is bigger then your

by John Mayors October 3, 2006

Bonnet Bay

A suburb in the shire where people have literally died of boredom. There is no trainline and only 2 roads in and out, reports of inbreeding are common and widespread.

Steve: Hey man i went to Bonnet bay the other day and i saw a guy with 3 arms.
Gary: Yeah that's pretty common in bonnet bay, there's nothing to do there so they breed with family members.

by Ten4 December 3, 2009

VW Bonnet

A female wedgie. Especially noticable in bathing suits.

"Amanda had a VW Bonnet in swim class today!"

by Geoff December 12, 2002

Brown Bonnet

The act of defacating on the head of your partner...then proceding to give them a noogie.

Last night when my girlfriend was asleep, I really had to use the bathroom, but I instead gave her the Brown Bonnet.

by Tom January 10, 2005

Stede Bonnet

The Gay pirate from taika waititi's gay pirate show "OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH" who left blackbeard stranded on a dock because he was too scared to be in love

"you are such a stede bonnet kinnie, man. admit your feeling or it might be too late!"

by GL4MR0CKZ March 7, 2023