The act of recieving a blumkin whilst driving a motor vehicle down the road.
i.e. Getting road head while shitting on the seat.
i.e. Getting road head while shitting on the seat.
"Dude, my car seat is ruined, but the road blumkin was totally worth it."
"Whats up with your seat, it stinks?"
"My Dad borrowed my car and my Mom gave him a road blumkin on the way to church."
"Whats up with your seat, it stinks?"
"My Dad borrowed my car and my Mom gave him a road blumkin on the way to church."
by Marc Hune April 8, 2009
getting a blow job while taking a dump in a porche boxer s
with soft top while still paying for a g 35 that u cannot drive
with soft top while still paying for a g 35 that u cannot drive
by shmow jr. August 8, 2006
Sammy - Wanna order pizza?
Cam - Yeah, let's get sausage.
Brad - YOU GUYS ARE SUCH FAGGOTS!!
Brad - I rule.
Sammy - That kid is such a blumkin.
Cam - Word.
Cam - Yeah, let's get sausage.
Brad - YOU GUYS ARE SUCH FAGGOTS!!
Brad - I rule.
Sammy - That kid is such a blumkin.
Cam - Word.
by PerfectLogic January 4, 2009
When you pinch a loaf in the tank (upper deck) of a toilet, commonly as a prank, while getting a blowjob.
by heddynuggets April 26, 2007
by NYC025 October 19, 2011
the combination of an
Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)
In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head
this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)
In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head
this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin
by karnakdave July 28, 2011
DUDE JESSICA TOTALLY GAVE ME AN ESKIMO HOBO BLUMKIN LAST NIGHT!
wow dude...that's fucking gross....
SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!
wow dude...that's fucking gross....
SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!
by rostaman6 March 10, 2010