bastard

a cunt

dont ya think that lochie is a bastard?

by m8 wanker March 24, 2019

bastard

a person who gets Fridays off when his friends don't

Oh yah, it's Thursday... that means you have today off eh? You bastard!

by neadamthal June 18, 2009

bastard

one of many options checked for use in heavy industry, the bastard is the medium to heavy humble servent to the masterkraftsman of the shop floor. known and renowned for takes the edge off of unagreeable finish,mark you watch that bastard shunt.

hail bastard, fucking hail!

by silencut March 01, 2009

bastard

Klaus Mikaelson

"The bastard son, Klaus."

by Karma Akabane (Avocado) July 25, 2018

bastard

As well as an annoying git i.e Ben Affleck (curse that chin) it can be used in refrence to an object or animal,

i.e. Bastard Spoon
Bastard Octopi
Bastard Spoon mongering Octopi

by Biggles May 29, 2004

bastard

If you've spent too long in the sun (or the supermarket), as many out-of-doors Australians have, this becomes an expression of endearment. Similar to the oft maligned mate.

"You old bastard, hahaha!"
"Uh, yes, thank you."

by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009

bastard

a pile of sticks

by Anonymous October 28, 2003