Mabstinent 

Abstaining from masturbation.

Guy: So do you like to play with yourself?
Girl: No, I'm mabstinent.

Notorious Fapper: I will try to be mabstinent because I'm ashamed of my nonstop wanking.

Mabstinent by AlexanderBlack96 May 14, 2015

abstinence 

Don't have sex before you're married.

The girl chose abstinence, and waited to have sex until she got married.

abstinence by gabbydeeee May 23, 2007

abstinence 

Not Practicing any of the 4 types of sex:
anal
vaginal
oral
hand-to genital
regardless of your past

I'm beautiful,i'm not fat,i'm atheist but abstinence is a good choice because I do not want to get STD's and I don't want to explain to my future husband all of the people I've slept with

abstinence by MeL!sha May 3, 2006

song abstinence 

When you like a song so much, you stop yourself from listening to it in order to save yourself from overplaying it, and thus losing interest.

Dude! An artist I love just released a single and it's my new favourite song! I fucking love it so much, I can't stop listening to it!
Make sure to practice song abstinence man, your ears are gonna be crying from overplaying in no time if you don't!

song abstinence by dozybees May 17, 2020

non voluntary abstinence 

No pussy for too long.

non voluntary abstinence = No pussy for too long.

non voluntary abstinence by Joewithblueballs November 27, 2012

abstinet

A compound of the words abstinence & internet. Basically, it means to refrain one's self from all adult matter on the web.

Dude 1: "Hey, wanna chat with some webcam chicks?"

Dude 2: "Nah; I made the sole promise to myself to stay abstinet."

abstinet by b_rock44 August 4, 2009

abstinence 

Not really something that a person chooses -- its just the best option available while you're waiting to become a sexually-viable human being.

Abstinence is dictated by circumstance, not choice. We all want to get laid, daily, when it comes down to it.

abstinence by Chris from Vancouver October 16, 2008