Toast: "I love it when people take 3 hours to order a sandwich, man people are just so quick and considerate to others' busy schedules, thanks to them life is just so easy you know?"
Guy1: "Bro you are toasting pretty damn hard right now."
Guy1: "Bro you are toasting pretty damn hard right now."
by Crucival January 20, 2016
Get the Toastmug. A game played by males ages 13-25 in the midwest. The object of the game is to jackoff onto 1 piece of bread with your friends. The first person who stops coming has to eat the piece of bread.
Person 1: Remember that time we went over to Dustin's house and we caught him and those two guys playing toast?
Person 2: People from Michigan are messed up.
Person 2: People from Michigan are messed up.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003
Get the Toastmug. "I would'nt kick her out of bed for eating toast!!"
Also, an abbreviation of this scentence can also just be used as "toast", of which the positive response when toast is pointed out to another would also be "toast", if the person concurs.
Also, an abbreviation of this scentence can also just be used as "toast", of which the positive response when toast is pointed out to another would also be "toast", if the person concurs.
by Matt_69_86 August 27, 2010
Get the Toastmug. Hey did you see Megan just standing there last night in her american eagle jeans and old navy fleece? One word: TOAST
That Megan girl is plain as TOAST
That Megan girl is plain as TOAST
by JC4556 March 27, 2007
Get the Toastmug. An old women (often an old skank), not a GILF nor a MILF, who smoked and drink too much and whose voice sound like a mix of an exhaust pipe and a rusty chainsaw on a chalkboard.
-Bill (ironicly): "Man, you got some success with the lady. This fine cougar over there keep giving you look"
-Tom (Realizing who Bill is talking about): "Ha man! Look at this toast! She's probably a 100 years old and still behave like if she was a teen slut!"
-Tom (Realizing who Bill is talking about): "Ha man! Look at this toast! She's probably a 100 years old and still behave like if she was a teen slut!"
by Max Big Dog December 30, 2010
Get the Toastmug. noun /tōst/
The product of an individual failing to properly wipe after defecation, and little flakes of feces begin to dry and harden around the anus, which when scraped by a butter knife can produce scratchy sound and brown crumbs similar to toasted bread.
A female is capable of creating a brand of "Salmon Toast", in which she incompletely wipes herself back to front after defecation, with the resulting fecal matter mixing with her urine and vaginal fluids to form toast with a pungent and fishy aroma. Once per month a female can improve the formula to create "Salmon Toast With Jam".
The product of an individual failing to properly wipe after defecation, and little flakes of feces begin to dry and harden around the anus, which when scraped by a butter knife can produce scratchy sound and brown crumbs similar to toasted bread.
A female is capable of creating a brand of "Salmon Toast", in which she incompletely wipes herself back to front after defecation, with the resulting fecal matter mixing with her urine and vaginal fluids to form toast with a pungent and fishy aroma. Once per month a female can improve the formula to create "Salmon Toast With Jam".
Seth badly wanted some chocolate milk, but seeing as he had run out of Ovaltine to flavor his milk, decided to drop his trousers and enhance it with his own toast instead.
by Papa Dwarf September 11, 2020
Get the Toastmug.