mercs

Rhyming slang for contact lenses, i.e. mercedes-benzes, contact lenses.

I'm not wearing glasses today, I've got my mercs in.

by wilco85 January 23, 2010

merc

Thug a nigga
Kill
Murder Death Kill

When a nigga play Halo, he mercs fools

by Thug masta May 11, 2003

merc

1. to kick a niggas ass
2. to have sex with a trick

1. Im a merc that nigga's ass for sayin that shit!

2. Im merc'd that trick last night

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

merced

Originates from:

to be the recipient of a gang related drive by shooting from a mercedies benz

can also be spelt "Merked" because it is usually spoken by illiterate chavs

"Wheres my Fucking Money!!!!"
"um...... i lost it?"
"you are gonna get merced"

"you iz getin merked bruv ennit"

by nuttahhh February 24, 2008

merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.

When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.

by tonya barnett March 20, 2007

merc

1. to get hit or hit someone else with a car or larger automobile
2. to wreak other havoc to an object (comparable to that of a person being hit by a car)

1a. damn, TOM got merced by a bus and his shit's all fucked up now.

1b. i'm about to merc that stupid bitch standin in the middle of the road.

2. i threw a party, and those assholes merced my house with pasta sauce.

by ringzhz April 11, 2006

merc

To Not help out with daily chores.

The kitchen is a mess, " Oh, it must have been Merced"

by Sir Merc A Lot January 1, 2008