A deathly hug given by a short little girl. Starts out very friendly, but eventually she will constrict, much like a snake, breaking ribs, puncturing lungs, and squeezing the air out of you. You will die, but you will die happy.
by JordanGerdes January 28, 2012
A lesbian woman. Named after the comfortably-shod Canadian chanteuse, KD Lang. Who is yet to find herself the right man
"I used to love Sam Fox in the 1980s, I dreamt about marrying her"
"No chance mate, she's a KD lady"
"No chance mate, she's a KD lady"
by Roger Mellie 84 October 13, 2008
Part of the scientific equipment known as a "gaydar". Acts as a homing device for gaydars and gives an 98% accurate reading of a woman or girl's sexuality. If a KD lang CD is in a woman's CD collection, she is gay. If it is in the shop, and she is looking at it, she is 80% likely to be gay. If she does not know the name KD Lang, she is probably straight.
by Loulou October 6, 2004
by The Jerky Turky March 9, 2016
A lesbian
She won’t go for my guy ! Is she a ... “ a kd lang fan ? No she’s a feminist but I’m pretty sure she’s not harboring same sex tendencies
by Rosie8403 March 3, 2018
by FATFRITO September 30, 2020
A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)
by thatzhowiroll July 11, 2008