Noun, UK English
A place just east of the City of London where
every night, cats creep into the bedrooms of sleeping 20somethings and maul their hair, tearing
out large clumps
at random, then these
feline night visitors hiss and spit all over their victims, leaving the hair lank
and gooey. Shoreditch cannot solely be defined
by this nocturnal mystery. It is also full of twats.