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Jack-off 

Noun: A person, either male or female, who wastes a car salesperson's time when that salesperson could be doing something either more constructive or entertaining. Used as the strongest epithet for a non-buyer in the retail automotive industry.
"Would you believe that fucking Jack-off had Johnny test drive him in three cars then left without so much as a writeup!!" Also, "Beat it, you Jack-off!" Frequently shortened to "Jack", such as "What a Jack!"
Jack-off by daxwes September 19, 2009
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jack-off 

moving the hand up and down the penis to create an orgasm
jack-off by crapman August 22, 2003

jack-off 

for a male to rub his hand up and down on his dick
i just rubbed my hand up and down on my dick
jack-off by sexybitch101 November 22, 2003

jack-off 

a person who was not worth being born, an asshole, a person who should have been a blow-job.
jack-off by blade January 9, 2004

jack-off 

the motion in which the male organ is erected and played with by the male or female
sabrina was jacking me off before we had wild sex

jack-off 

When A Guy Holds His Dick And Rubs His Hand Up And Down Getting Faster Until It Feels Good And He Sperms.
Sence Vishal is so fat and ugly, and he doesnt get any girls. He jack-off in the corner
jack-off by VishalIsGay June 25, 2007

jack-off 

when someone playz with themself for guyz rubbing there hand up and down their cock a gurl might finger her self
he felt lonely so he began to jack-off
jack-off by -=13=- July 3, 2003