Friend Zone

Its the place of all our fears, the fears of pain, rejection and humiliation. If you have been "friend zoned", multiple times it most likely means you are alone for life sorry my friend but you need to up your game. But if you are friend zoned don't feel bad this is not always the case you still have time to find the right one there are more fish in the sea...

BOBBY: Heyyyy girl so I was just wondering if we could go catch a movie on Friday?
Brooke: Sure man... dials other friends to see if they can come in the middle of conversation.
BOBBY : { Feels numb from all the smiling that he is giving Brooke}. {Feels dead inside} . {Brooke breaks a lotta hearts criiii}!

Bobby has been friend zoned poor Bobby we love you man

by That petty bitch November 02, 2018

Friend Zone

Effectively, when a man has been "fucked" by a woman...metaphorically speaking, of course.
Emotionally the equivalent of being kicked in the testicles...everyday (because you see the person who's the reason why you're in the friend zone everyday, don't you?).
As of now, modern science has been unable to find a cure.

As used in this sentence, "At least I'm not in the Friend
Zone, like that idiot over there."
In this unfortunate situation, the guy is mistaken on both counts: 1) he is in the Friend Zone, BAD, cuz he doesn't even know what the hell's going on, and 2) the other guy he is refering to is a bad example, because he is obviously gay, and therefore has no sexual feelings for the women he is around, and is more acurately placed in the lesser known or traversed, "GirlFriend Zone". Currently, no known straight male has yet been this far gone, so very little is available about this terrifying area.

by Elijah Bowman December 12, 2008

Friend Zone

A concept created by morons who do not understand the concept of "she's not into you"

You didnt get Friend zoned, you got turned down. Move on.

by JayBob92 September 25, 2016

Friend Zone

A place that cowardess men have created because they're too scared to tell the certain man or woman how they feel, this is a place that many people have said to have been a one way trip, that once you're in you can never leave

Damn I got stuck in the friend zone

by Sock monkey 8654 July 30, 2016

Friend Zone

The Quickest way a woman to turn their guy friend gay

Man1: He used to be a blast to party with
Man2: Yeah to bad he got friend zoned and went gay.

by Drail9 April 17, 2009

Friend Zone

The state of being a virginal, whiny manchild who believes a woman owes him sex simply because he is nice to her. This often leads to posting long e/n threads on the internet about specific women being "vapid cunts" because they'd rather have sex with someone they're actually sexually attracted to. A manchild who believes he has been "friend zoned" rarely recognizes his own faults, and instead assumes that all women are just attracted to "assholes."

"I helped Rebecca with her research project and then I invited her to play Super Smash Bros, but the vapid cunt told me she had to leave because she was going on a date with Matt. That asshole doesn't even respect women. She totally put me in the friend zone. Maybe if I continue to be nice to her she'll eventually let me have unfulfilling sex with her."

by Cosmic Snake May 15, 2014

Friend Zone

Noun: A vapid social construct created to shelter the male's ego and his inability to cope with rejection.

I tried to get Sam to go out with me, but she left me in the friend zone.

by SharkBass028 May 18, 2014