A woodland creature that, while you sleep off a night of imbibing intoxcating spirits, will kick you in the stomach, spit on your face and rape the inside of your head
ALSO
A general purpose noun (or verb) that can replace any similar word
ALSO
A general purpose noun (or verb) that can replace any similar word
Steve - Mate, you look awful - heavy night?
John - *Groan* Fucking badger got me
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Steve - Could you pass me that badger?
Jonh - Badger it yourself
John - *Groan* Fucking badger got me
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Steve - Could you pass me that badger?
Jonh - Badger it yourself
by B@tty December 24, 2008
A short, stocky, middle-aged white man, who is balding, and has graying hair and a moustache. If you tour the rural midwest, you will find tons of them. Their primary habits are hunting, drinking beer, driving pickup trucks, napping, and telling old football stories.
My dad is a badger, so i'm thinking of getting him a moustache trimmer and a case of bud light for his fiftieth birthday.
by ihatebuffering March 6, 2011
A white man with a black man's wanger (cock). Used to describe a white man with a big shlong! Derived from the colour association with a badgers fur.
by C-J! November 29, 2006
(verb)
To flip someone off, also known as "the bird" or "the middle finger". Badger is the act of flipping someone off, in place of "I stuck up my middle finger" or "I gave him the bird", the verb "badger" is used.
Used to imitate the angry temperament of the animal of the same name.
To flip someone off, also known as "the bird" or "the middle finger". Badger is the act of flipping someone off, in place of "I stuck up my middle finger" or "I gave him the bird", the verb "badger" is used.
Used to imitate the angry temperament of the animal of the same name.
"I got badgered on the highway when I accidentally cut this guy off- totally uncalled for!"
"Who's bugging you? Just badger him next time- that'll shut him up."
"Who's bugging you? Just badger him next time- that'll shut him up."
by Kellzisalie December 14, 2008
Small furry, black and white, stripey, long pin toe nailed, snarly, sciffle footed, jelly tot licking, soldered nostril friend of a stoat.
by ferret boy May 14, 2006
Highly intelligent mammals that have formed a utopia in my sock drawer. Soon I will drop the bomb on them.
badgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgers..mUUushrooOm, MuUshroOom!..badgersbadgersbadgersbadgers
by wysiwyg February 16, 2004
The male equivalent of a cougar, i. e. an older man, past his prime cruising around to bars looking for young girls to sleep with. Inspired by the badgers reputation as being, short, squat, somewhat ugly, but with a tenacious grip. Also it's part of the weasel family.
Oh my god that Badger wouldn't leave you alone! He should iron his shirt and start dating someone over 40.
by spjork August 30, 2007