ihatebuffering's definitions
A large hump on a fat person's upper back. It looks as though they are harboring a pterodactyl egg that could hatch out any minute.
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

The act of texting somebody nonsensical, ambiguous things while drunk. Basically like drunk dial-ing somebody through text.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

A school desk a teacher pieces together using a chair and a small table for the comfort of fat students. This references Andy Dufrene's use of scrap resources to accomplish goals in "The Shawshank Redemption".
Larry's belly was so big the edge of his old desk cut into it. So the teacher moved him to the shawshank desk, and now his belly has lots of room and he can focus on his schoolwork.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

A game played primarily by bored teenagers at each other's houses. The contestants sit on the floor indian-style facing each other at a very close distance. They then play a game of rochambeaux (alternately spelled rochambeau), otherwise known as rock-paper-scissors. The winner of the game slaps the other contestant across the face. They then play rochambeaux again. The winner again slaps the loser. They continue in this cycle until one contestant gives up.
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

The act of a man, who is at least slightly spread-legged in a chair or on a bench and is wearing shorts, pulling both balls out one side of his underwear and pulling aside one leg of his shorts, then tricking one of his friends into looking at it.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
