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rochambeaux for slaps

A game played primarily by bored teenagers at each other's houses. The contestants sit on the floor indian-style facing each other at a very close distance. They then play a game of rochambeaux (alternately spelled rochambeau), otherwise known as rock-paper-scissors. The winner of the game slaps the other contestant across the face. They then play rochambeaux again. The winner again slaps the loser. They continue in this cycle until one contestant gives up.
Tom: Why is your face all red?
Rick: Ah, i lost a game of rochambeaux for slaps a few hours ago.
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011
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cottage cheese legs

The legs of a woman that have various noticible dimples due to the amount of cellulite.
That fat girl needs a different prom dress. Her cottage cheese legs are showing.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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pedophile van

A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.
My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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shawshank desk

A school desk a teacher pieces together using a chair and a small table for the comfort of fat students. This references Andy Dufrene's use of scrap resources to accomplish goals in "The Shawshank Redemption".
Larry's belly was so big the edge of his old desk cut into it. So the teacher moved him to the shawshank desk, and now his belly has lots of room and he can focus on his schoolwork.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
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vexing

The act of texting somebody nonsensical, ambiguous things while drunk. Basically like drunk dial-ing somebody through text.
Omg, the room is spinongo, i dont even remember vexing you
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
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dirty

(Noun form):
A younger person who is a waste of space, has no marketable skills, is not overly attractive or hygenic, is extremely loud and obnoxious, and typically has a drug and/or alcohol addiction. They usually travel in packs that ride around in a shitty, beat-up car together. Their hobbies include showing up and ruining your friends' parties. Attempts to try and curb dirty participation at regular-kid parties have been made by attaching "no dirties" requests at the end of party invitation texts/facebook messages, but it is an uphill battle. The best hope to fight dirty-ism is by hoping that they have to move once their welfare runs out/they can no longer make thier house payments/their dads get busted for drug possession.
Don't tell ronny about the party. He'll tell a dirty, and then a whole pack of dirties will show up and lower my house's propery value.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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salamander noise

A soft, quiet noise uttered by a person (usually by a girl) to display tiredness, sadness, disappointment, or anxiety. The best way to describe it is "mehh." It can also by used in question form to show subtle or mild interest. (mehh?)
Shelby: "It's getting late, i think we have to go home now."
Marissa: "Mehh." (salamander noise)
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011
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