cracked a fat 

To gain an erection,male penis becomes long and hard.

on looking at your girlfriend i have cracked a fat

cracked a fat by manwithwalkingstick May 13, 2005

Cracked a Bean 

If you cracked a bean, you just passed gas.

Ish, do you smell that? I think Sally just cracked a bean.

Cracked a Bean by DabombBiaaaach June 1, 2023

cracked a fat 

To gain an erection

I seen her panties as she bent over and I cracked a fat right there and then.

cracked a fat by bl4cK October 20, 2008

cracked a sam 

when someone doesnt like something a person has said and therefore gets annoyed to the point of wanting to go home.

"geez she jst cracked a sam"
"yeah she went home jst before"

cracked a sam by kenno from geelong March 24, 2009

cracked a moisty 

verb to crack a moisty

The initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman's nethers upon extreme arousal. Doubles as a handy natural lubricant.

Husband: Is that golden syrup you've spilt again??

Wife: No I've just cracked a moisty...

cracked a moisty by Medleys October 5, 2006

A Rare Crackening 

The rare crackening is defined as an event where claws are cracked. Though this phrase would imply infrequency of the action itself or the choice of time of the action, this is not the case. The rare crackening typically occurs during times when crackenings are most common. Its an inception pounder.

"Ah, its a rare crackening on a Sunday for the Patriots game"- KDP

"KDP, you literally get drunk every Sunday during football season"- Unnamed Alcoholic

A Rare Crackening by pbones October 18, 2021

A Rare Crackening 

The rare crackening is defined as an event where claws are cracked. Though this phrase would imply infrequency of the action itself or the choice of time of the action, this is not the case. The rare crackening typically occurs during times when crackenings are most common. Its an inception pounder.

"Ah, its a rare crackening on a Sunday for the Patriots game"- KDP

"KDP, you literally get drunk every Sunday during football season"- Unnamed Alcoholic

A Rare Crackening by pbones October 18, 2021