known to many as a menacing drugs fiend, a steph will do anything to get their paws on their filthy drugs. A steph will munch down any concoction of drugs given to them but would literally kill a small child for one toke of a spliff. Stephs can sometimes get desperate and are known to smoke any garden herb, or even scrat through dirty carpet for a hit.
Side affects of being a steph may include: loss of vocabulary, bags under the eyes, boobs decreasing in size overnight, lacking motivation in the bedroom and even falling over wigs.
"you gonna have a quiet one in or you doing a steph tonight?'

"man that guy just stephed out"
by Reugem May 6, 2008
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when a person/group gets annoyed or angry at another person and they get ripped a new one so they stfu
Emily: *won’t stop talking*
Person 1: Emily... WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK?! Thanks.

Person 2: Holyyy shit, she just got stephed to fuckkkk
by iwannakmsrn December 30, 2019
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A popularized phrase by YouTuber "Kurtis Conner" A person who thinks shooting a shit spritz out of an asshole isn't chuckle worthy.
She didn't laugh at my fart. she is being such a Steph right now!
by jesusrealacct November 20, 2020
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STEPH - An acronym for a disgusting dirty ho who is exceptionally hungry for something nasty.

Someone-That-Eats-Pussy-Hair

Also accepted substitution:

Someone-That-Eats-Pulsating Hemorrhoids
When I tried to make love to my wife, I noticed there were patches of hair missing from her bush. When asked about the maingy bush, she replied "Meh, I tried to swing both ways, but got Steph-ed. Man that'll never happen again!"
by Poopy McPoopwell September 19, 2011
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A girl who thinks shooting a shit spritz out of an asshole isn't chuckle-worthy.
"She didn't laugh at my fart, she is being such a Steph right now!"
by Imnotahoe butyomamais November 21, 2020
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A brown eyed girl that loves nightmare before Christmas and has a beautifully deep past that few people would understand or that she would tell many people.
"steph likes the tinder Boi"
by Axewriter13278 April 6, 2019
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A “Karen” under-30, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.
Steph sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Steph refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

Steph complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
by darthsteph October 12, 2020
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