When you try to perfectly time pooping and cumming simmutaneously...
Dude. I just tried a weekend setter, and I didn't do a damn thing all weekend.
by set your weekend February 4, 2012
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One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.

Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!

Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?

Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...

Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!

Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.

Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.

Andy: Indeed!!!

Justin: I love AIDS!!
by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014
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Friday: smoke a little with the boys

Saturday: Huge rip at the crib, barn gets mucked
Sunday: Football with the boys
Girlfriend: You around this weekend?
Me: Sorry, weekend routine comes first
by robinsm20 April 25, 2019
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A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day (atleast 2 days in a row)
1) we’re gonna live it up time for a Vampire Weekend
2) I wanna get totally fucked up lets pull a Vampire Weekend
by riotgrrl1923 August 1, 2021
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A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day
Bitch this is gonna be the shit fuck it lets pull a vampire weekend
by riotgrrl1923 August 1, 2021
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A particular breed of alcoholic/drug addict who gets drunk or abuses illicit drugs on the weekends.
Jonny won't admit he's a weekend bopper, because he gets his shit done during the week.
by autumnalwaysleaves May 4, 2009
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Weekend at Donny's is the modern remake of Weekend at Bernie's but real life instead. This film stars a businessman who is involved in a major ploy to give away top government secrets, but instead he gets his place ransacked by some FBI agents. Everybody in his party is too dumb to see the obvious, but he hires a team of stooges to carry him to pretend like everything is fine.
This movie, Weekend at Donny's, has it all: debauchery, embezzlement, and an 80s vibe that could only be replicated on a Floridian golf course.

At the scene where the FBI raids his home, Donny utters his most famous lines when he realizes he's about to do serious time in the slammer: "I didn't see anything. I was looking at my watch. I'm blind!"

When you're tipped off by an informant that your weekend at Donny's won't go quite as planned, you book the next flight to Moscow and have a weekend at Vlady's instead.
by c.artman August 13, 2022
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