2 definitions by c.artman
A professional pussy is a person who lets others trample all over them, essentially a wimp dependent on others to make good decisions for them. A professional pussy lets others dictate the course of their lives, and rarely do they have a set of strong convictions. A professional pussy isn't an asshole to others; they just won't let others push them around.
Mark is such a professional pussy. He can barely use the restroom without having to consult his wife prior.
She shouldn't be afraid of what others think about her. She needs to stop acting like such a professional pussy.
She shouldn't be afraid of what others think about her. She needs to stop acting like such a professional pussy.
by c.artman January 21, 2020
Weekend at Donny's is the modern remake of Weekend at Bernie's but real life instead. This film stars a businessman who is involved in a major ploy to give away top government secrets, but instead he gets his place ransacked by some FBI agents. Everybody in his party is too dumb to see the obvious, but he hires a team of stooges to carry him to pretend like everything is fine.
This movie, Weekend at Donny's, has it all: debauchery, embezzlement, and an 80s vibe that could only be replicated on a Floridian golf course.
At the scene where the FBI raids his home, Donny utters his most famous lines when he realizes he's about to do serious time in the slammer: "I didn't see anything. I was looking at my watch. I'm blind!"
When you're tipped off by an informant that your weekend at Donny's won't go quite as planned, you book the next flight to Moscow and have a weekend at Vlady's instead.
At the scene where the FBI raids his home, Donny utters his most famous lines when he realizes he's about to do serious time in the slammer: "I didn't see anything. I was looking at my watch. I'm blind!"
When you're tipped off by an informant that your weekend at Donny's won't go quite as planned, you book the next flight to Moscow and have a weekend at Vlady's instead.
by c.artman August 13, 2022