by someone that loves red heads June 24, 2013

Swag is the evolutionary compensation mechanism of for the reproduction of idiots. Often women find men who are lacking depth of emotional and intellectual capacity unsuitable for reproduction. These men are mostly filtered out of the gene pool because women will not spawn their babies -which will obviously be unviable. The remaining population of these uneducated, self absorbed males possess the "swag" gene/trait which endows the possessor with simultaneous douchebaggery and sexual desirability. This phenomenon has yet to be explained by science and much of the scientific community is concerned for the future of human progress should this gene be allowed to propagate out of control. Debates in the scientific community have turned toward re-evaluating whether the use of Genomics is an ethical solution to this growing problem.
Admiral Greg: Ben does nothing with his life, has no job, no car, no future, he lives in his mom's basement, and has a growing criminal record... So how the hell is he so popular with the ladies?
General Archimedes: He appears to have swag.
General Archimedes: He appears to have swag.
by get_smarter July 21, 2013

A word used to describe a way a person dresses,walks,speaks. That person as a whole.Usually referring to how well a person is put together.
by Lemon456 October 15, 2013

it's that sense of confidence that gives you that bounce in your step and feeling of being cool. It can also be upgraded with nice clothing.
by sorcerer34 February 13, 2010

by tumadre!!! August 17, 2011

Your phone is swag.
by StreetMaster January 14, 2009
