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1.
The way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag.
-NigaHiga
We asians have swag! <--SWOG
by iateyourdog February 05, 2012
 
2.
The way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag.

One who tries too hard to be cool.
Guy 1: My wallet? Versace!
Guy 1:My shoe laces? Versace!
Guy 1: My toilet paper? GUCCI!!
Guy 2: SWOG. You're trying too hard.
by YouSwoggin February 01, 2012
 
3.
The lack of swag. Ironically a given when someone claims to have swag.
"Man, that kid just came in here with his pants 'round his ankles saying he has swag."

"He's definitely full of swog."
by luceypants February 06, 2012
 
4.
The way one presents himself or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag.

All credit to Nigahiga.
Guy 1: Hey, what's up dude?
Guy 2: What's up, man?
Guy 1: Tight outfit bro.
Guy 2: You know I got swag.

Guy 2 is an example of swog by pretending or admitting that he has swag.
by WRhythm February 06, 2012
 
5.
The opposite of swag; derpy or dorky
Also, if you have to say you have swag, than it's probably swog
Guy walks by a hot girl trying to look cool, but stumbles over his own foot, and girl says "Got some real swog there"
by u mad halamonsta? February 02, 2012
 
6.
The way one presents him or herself in an uncool, looser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag.
Did he just fall over his own feet? Wow. He's got swog.
by rhysdahanlon February 04, 2012
 
7.
the way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag
Chester: I just benched 135 pounds. SWAG.
Ryan: That's not swag, if you have to say swag after something, it's swog.

D-Trix: My shoes. Versace. My laces. Versace. My toilet paper. Gucci.'
Ryan: SWOG.
by vampirediarheat1 January 31, 2012