swag

To jizz on your hand with a combination of glue and throw it precisely on the ceiling and making your partner stay under the jizz and letting the jizz slowly drip on to your partner.

Hey Man! I swagged that girl but I couldn't get the rest of that jizz off the ceiling so I ate it...

by krnbanguboi February 17, 2008

Swag

Short for the word "swagger". Became well known partly to the fact that "swag" was being said by JUSTIN BIEBER regularly. It became a word meaning things relating to Justin Bieber. Now a word people say to replace such words as "cool" and "awesome".

"I'm going to a Justin Bieber concert!" "Swag"
*On Omegle* "SWAG" Stranger- "oh no! not you beliebers again!"

by jayasha May 10, 2011

Swag

The coolness, being, or personality of something. Your 'Swag' is how you represent yourself. A shortened form of Swagger, or Swagga.

What'chu talkin bout'? You ain't got no swag.

by Hoco Slicka February 27, 2011

Swag

S- Sex
W- With
A- A
G- Ginger

swag because you want to fuck a sexy ginger

by someone that loves red heads June 24, 2013

Swag

Swag is the evolutionary compensation mechanism of for the reproduction of idiots. Often women find men who are lacking depth of emotional and intellectual capacity unsuitable for reproduction. These men are mostly filtered out of the gene pool because women will not spawn their babies -which will obviously be unviable. The remaining population of these uneducated, self absorbed males possess the "swag" gene/trait which endows the possessor with simultaneous douchebaggery and sexual desirability. This phenomenon has yet to be explained by science and much of the scientific community is concerned for the future of human progress should this gene be allowed to propagate out of control. Debates in the scientific community have turned toward re-evaluating whether the use of Genomics is an ethical solution to this growing problem.

Admiral Greg: Ben does nothing with his life, has no job, no car, no future, he lives in his mom's basement, and has a growing criminal record... So how the hell is he so popular with the ladies?
General Archimedes: He appears to have swag.

by get_smarter July 21, 2013

Swag

1. Souvenir.

2. Overrated saying

1. Guys, I picked up some swag after the trip.

2. Yoloswagyoloswagyoloswag

by Crabby D. August 26, 2013

swag

Semi-modern acronym which actually means 'secretly we are gay' although most 'gangsta's' who use this word know nothing of this. Perhaps this is why they try so hard to cover this fact with constant references to 'bitches' and 'hoes' in their cheap rap songs.

Got so much swag, these hoes, they feel a nigga
-Wassup Lyrics by Lil Reese-

by hillbilly joe bob September 22, 2013