broken record method

repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person

I used the broken record method on her

by Camicorn Raptor March 7, 2017

Compass Method

When your booty call has whiskey dick and you tug it from North, South, East, to West and to help him revive.

I booty called my ex bf and his dihh went limp while we were getting it on, due to a long college football Saturday of slamming beers and blowing down with the boys. With limp dihh in hand, I told him I will now perform the compass method as a last ditch effort to make this work.

by carrot5312 September 21, 2025

Jellyfish Method

A tried and true method of creating a really shit band. A method for making cringiest, corniest, most ear splintering musical group of all time. Once such a terrible band is creating you might refer to them as "The Jellyfish Method"

My sister likes the Jellyfish Method, yeah it's a new band that's awful

by mmswbngs September 9, 2022

Scientific method

DJ

Aaron: Use your brain cells bum
DJ: SCIENTIFIC METHOD Brain cells are called neurons, and SCIENTIFIC METHOD its ya big bum

by A_R5619 May 21, 2019

Extraction Method

Previously known as the withdrawal method, approved by the Catholic Church. It needs to be noted that no one ever willing wants to withdraw so it is deemed the extraction method is a much more suitable term.

I'm due my period next week, I had to use the extraction method on him, fingers crossed I am not with child.

by Ageoldwisdom October 11, 2021

Roll-Back Method

When you are going down on a woman, and roll her hips back to be able to tongue her asshole. This surprise will be met with disdain or delight. Great Segway into anal.

Did Chloe let you lick her ass last night?
No bro I pulled the roll-back method and she was totally into it though.

by Jdub14 August 20, 2017

Method maths

A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions

Oh for fucks sake miss set method maths again

by Nousername777 February 6, 2021