6 definitions by Nutty Tech
This is the method used by Frightentists to both acquire study funding and generating an output; regardless of input; which is in support of the stated purpose of the study in order to ensure continued funding.
Using the frightentific method we were able to apply "corrections" to data in order to achieve the desired apocalyptic prediction and at the same time secure funding for the next five years.
by Nutty Tech June 2, 2017
The act of taking the scrotum and testicles into ones mouth and putting the testicles into opposite cheeks. This may involve one or more sets of testes and include making a squirrel like smacking sounds.
Kathys' face is so chubby and bumpy it always looks like she's doing a three way squirrel-job.
The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.
The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.
by Nutty Tech September 3, 2014
A pseudo scientific and politically overactive religious cult founded upon the six wedges of:
(1) Machiavellianism
(2) Avarice
(3) Chicanery
(4) Abandonment of the Scientific Method
(5) Monetization and
(6) Subjugation of the Individual via Hysteria driven Policy
The identity of these wedges have until now been considered esoteric knowledge; as knowledge of these wedges renders the cult powerless to sway the individual to act against their own interests. They are called wedges because they are intended to separate the individual believer from their money, self reliance, self direction and reality.
(1) Machiavellianism
(2) Avarice
(3) Chicanery
(4) Abandonment of the Scientific Method
(5) Monetization and
(6) Subjugation of the Individual via Hysteria driven Policy
The identity of these wedges have until now been considered esoteric knowledge; as knowledge of these wedges renders the cult powerless to sway the individual to act against their own interests. They are called wedges because they are intended to separate the individual believer from their money, self reliance, self direction and reality.
by Nutty Tech June 2, 2017
A pseudo scientific field of research featuring everything from soothsaying, rune tossing and wild ass guessing, which specializes in the provision of foregone conclusions of apocalyptic predictions in order to acquire ever increasing sized quantities of largess from the public coffers.
Frightence in spite of its upward spiraling costs has never returned anything of any actual value beyond premises for fictional films.
by Nutty Tech June 2, 2017
“Facts” that are the result of the practice of “Frightence”, in the study of a topic. These Facts are incapable of withstanding inquiry or application of the scientific method but are sold as “Settled Science”.
The speakers frightentific facts were incapable of surviving any inquiry into the undocumented and esoteric methods of data manipulation used in order to create data supporting the facts.
by Nutty Tech June 2, 2017
To make numerous argumentative posts of an apoplectic or advocating nature while disingenuously claiming apathy on the subject matter.
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Apoplectically responding to responses containing documented facts with any mixture of: claims of apathy; ignoring facts; changing the argument or simply making more raging posts.
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Apoplectically responding to responses containing documented facts with any mixture of: claims of apathy; ignoring facts; changing the argument or simply making more raging posts.
Larry has been committing face baggery again. He keeps making posts on how the apollo moon landing was staged in Hollywood .But when you call him on it says he really doesn't care one way or another. Larry is such a core face bagger.
by Nutty Tech September 11, 2015