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conjugal visit 

Among the only opportunities a hard-time prisoner would have to engage in sexual relations or intimate visitation with one of the opposite sex (usually his/her spouse). Does not always have a sexual connotation, but in this case, it almost always does.

Of or relating to the marital relationship or to the relationship between a wife and husband.
"No more conjugal visits until we find out who killed Percy"
conjugal visit by Mr C. December 11, 2003
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visitivity 

Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision - visitivity
visitivity by MSkriver- February 3, 2009

Monthly Visitor 

Elena was rather abrupt in her answers, because she was entertaining her monthly visitor ...
Monthly Visitor by Queixa June 19, 2012

popcorn visit 

an unscheduled, unsolicited booty call.
Calling someone from his/her parking lot to inform them that you are coming over.(a definite dating no no, don't do it!)Also just showing up unannounced, ignoring the object of ones affections request that you not come over and showing up anyway. (can you say stalker laws?)

My ex keeps making popcorn visits even though I told him I don't want to see him again, so got a restraining order on him.
popcorn visit by Ro~ May 29, 2008

Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland

Chick code for, "I have my period". Used in mixed company so as not to gross out any male innocents.
Girl 1: Hey, Shauna -- are you going to wear your freak at the show tonight?"

Girl 2: Nope, can't do it. My Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland."

Georgetown Visitation 

Georgetown Visitation, Visi for short, is a very old all-girls catholic school in Georgetown founded by the religious order of the Visitation. The school colors are yellow, green, and white. The spring uniforms have yellow polos with green skirts. Students say they look like corn. Visi girls are generally chill people, albeit usually tired, stressed, and perpetually hungry. Many Visitation students are theatrically, athletically, and/or artistically talented. They like muffins, caffeine, chokers, headbands, sweatpants, airdropping each other memes during class, VPNs, chocolate croissants, unauthorized outerwear, and roasting their teachers around a bonfire once a year. They can be found at Saxby's, Dean and Deluca's, standing on lounge tables screaming Bohemian Rhapsody, or anywhere there are bagels.
Person 1: You look kinda tired, are you okay?

Person 2, chugging a Saxby's iced tea cup full of Red Bull: Yeah, I go to Georgetown Visitation

Paul Bunyan came to visit 

A synonym for a girl's period. When Paul Bunyan comes to visit, he will swing his big ax and re-open a female's ax wound, releasing blood and causing ill-temperment.
Man, your sister such a b$#%h today. I bet Paul Bunyan came to visit.